What would happen if Edgar Allen Poe, Dr. Phil, House, and Marilyn Mason was on Sesame Street?

okay well marilyn manson is weird so he would probably hang out with all the puppets of sesame street inside oscar's garbage can. then, dr. phil would try to help edgar allen poe with his mental issues and then edgar would get so mad at dr. phil that he would shoot dr. phils evil eye and bury him under his floorboard.